短的英语笑话

短的英语笑话
短的英语笑话

短的英语笑话
Who Is the Laziest?
　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
　　Tom: I don't know, father.
　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
　　Tom: Our teacher, father.
　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
　　猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
　　A: By treading on his corn?
　　如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
　　因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
　　A: They make faces all day.
　　一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
　　A: Keep him awake.
　　怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.
　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
　　Who Is the Laziest?
　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
　　Tom: I don't know, father.
　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
　　Tom: Our teacher, father.
　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
　　猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
　　A: By treading on his corn?
　　如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
　　因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
　　A: They make faces all day.
　　一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
　　A: Keep him awake.
　　怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.
　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
　　Who Is the Laziest?
　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
　　Tom: I don't know, father.
　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
　　Tom: Our teacher, father.
　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
　　猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
　　A: By treading on his corn?
　　如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
　　因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
　　A: They make faces all day.
　　一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
　　A: Keep him awake.
　　怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.
　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".